The Guest List

In These Unprecedented Times, it's understandable to want to know, before a social event, how many people will be there, and what capacity a space can safely hold.

After all, who among us hasn't walked into a store, not noticed the "5 people maximum" sign, had the shopkeeper explain that there is only room for one more person, played a quick round of rock-paper-scissors with Evelyn to determine who gets to go into the stationery store, lost the game of rock-paper-scissors, and then stood outside in the unseasonable April cold for 5 or 10 minutes?

(too specific?)

Anywho, here's a who's who of who may or may not make an appearance at the 24/7 Party--at least, here's who we may or may have extended pretended invitations to:

Noel Fielding

Keith Brymer Jones

Mortimer

Whichever bird has a nest this big


(Evelyn shown for scale)

...and a mystery guest!

Who is it, you ask?

Well, friend, zoom in to see who it is!




(in case you didn't get it, the mystery guest is you (!!)--you were supposed to see your reflection off the black circle on your screen, and...well anyway, see ya on the 24th.)

Update 23 July: Late addition to the roster, but

Bill the Cow has confirmed her availability for the 24th!

(I know, it threw me off for a second, too, but if it's a cow, it'd have to be a girl, right? So I guess it's just a girl cow, named Bill. Classic Maplewood.)